Terms & Conditions

Terms & Conditions

Terms & Conditions

Terms & Conditions

Terms of Purchase:
  • No minimum order.
  • Returns ok within 30 days of shipment, in NEW condition.
    Full refund (less shipping), issued via Paypal or check.
    No return fees unless more than 30 days, not in new condition, or similar complication.
    Just ship the unwanted product(s) back with your name enclosed. We will confirm receipt.
  • We reserve the right to refuse service to mean people.
  • All orders must be paid in advance. $25 returned check fee. Financing charges apply to overdue accounts. Fraud WILL be prosecuted.
  • All legal interpretation, suit, asshattery, etc. must be under the laws of Virginia, United States.
Conditions of Use:
  • We promise to send what you order, and correct it free if we make a mistake. In return, you promise not to sue us for mistakes, pretend to be someone you are not, or break laws in connection with an order.
  • We promise to work hard to keep our website clean of malware, hacking, and viruses. In return, you promise not to sue us if someone breaks in, installs malware, or steals your info without our consent.
  • We promise that our products are new, hand-crafted and good quality... but for entertainment purposes only. Unless marked otherwise. In return, you promise to use reasonable safety precautions (example: burn charcoal only in fireproof container), to seek professional help for all serious problems (example: depression), and not to sue us if one of our products causes you harm. Yes, this includes slipping in the bath tub, burning down your house, or finding demons in the refrigerator.
Okay, got it? Great. By using this website, or sending an order, you agree to all the above.

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